From the yearbook of your life

Remember when making friends was as easy as recess?

Nine hundred contacts. Zero real friends. Nobody told you the hardest part of growing up would be finding someone to grow old with, platonically.

Friends laughing together, the way it used to be
wish this was still this easy
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Senior Superlatives: Adult Edition

as voted by your own exhausted heart

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Most likely to eat dinner alone... again

You have got the streaming queue memorized. You know which takeout places do not judge a table for one.

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Most likely to say "we should hang out!" and never mean it

It is not a lie exactly. It is a wish you do not know how to grant.

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Most likely to feel invisible at a party full of couples

Everyone else seems to have a person. You have a phone full of people you never call.

...there is still time to change your title...
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It is not you. It is the math of adulthood.

In school, friendship ran on proximity and repetition: same classes, same lunch table, five days a week. Adulthood removed both. Now your "friends" are coworkers you would not call at midnight and college buddies scattered across four time zones.

Here is what nobody tells you: making friends as an adult is a skill, not a personality trait. Skills can be learned. Awkwardness is just untrained reps.

Grown-Up Friends book cover
the 60-day plan

The book: Grown-Up Friends

A 173 page, 60 day action plan that treats friendship like the learnable skill it is. Where to go, what to say on day one, how to follow up without being weird, and how to turn "we should hang out" into actual plans.

No "just put yourself out there" vagueness. Specific scripts, specific places, specific weekly reps. Written for people who are awkward, busy, and out of practice.

Inside your 60 days

p.s. your future best friend is also sitting home tonight wishing someone would text first
Grown-Up Friends
Leo Vance

Signed, Leo Vance

Behavioral strategist and cultural critic, Austin, Texas. Leo writes short, punchy, no fluff books for overwhelmed millennials and Gen Z. He rebuilt his own social life from zero after moving cities twice, and wrote down everything that actually worked.

Notes passed in class (FAQ)

I am extremely awkward. Will this work for me?

It was written for you specifically. The whole method assumes zero natural charisma. Awkward plus consistent beats charming plus flaky, every time.

I work 50 hours a week. I do not have time for a social life.

The plan needs about two hours a week. That is one lunch and one evening activity. You are already spending that on scrolling.

What if I live somewhere with no scene?

There is a full chapter on small towns and suburbs: the third places hiding in plain sight, and how to build the scene instead of finding it.

How do I receive the book?

Checkout takes a minute, and your PDF arrives by email instantly. Read on any device, and the 60 day checklists print beautifully.

What if it does not work for me?

Reply to your receipt within 14 days and we will make it right. No awkward breakup required.

Yearbook price $39
$27
one time, yours forever (like a real friend)

173 pages. 14 chapters. 60 days to a social circle that actually texts back.

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